Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That's intense
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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