And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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