if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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