this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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