I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
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he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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