it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
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Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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