How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Randomize
