maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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