Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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