Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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