You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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