i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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