She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
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