Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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