i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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