I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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