New invention idea: vibrating tampons
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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