Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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