It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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