I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Me too!
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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