Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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