when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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