It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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