I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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