Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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