sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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