Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?