Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos