Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
