Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Randomize
