So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i will never coherently bang her
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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