Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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