you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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