I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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