Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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