Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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