i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Can I color on your dick again?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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