I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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