we made out on top of his cat.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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