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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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