You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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