Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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