stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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