I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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