The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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