I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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