And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Are my feet made of real feet?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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