I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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