my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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