The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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