She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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