The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i think my cat just said my name.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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