It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Randomize
