Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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