Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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