my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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