Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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