please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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