your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is wine microwaveable?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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