NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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