how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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